The second match, also the semi-finals, fucked everything up. Due to time contraints, the marshalls decided that the winner would be decided by our Kill Death Ratio. This ingenius plan was fucked up from the moment some motherfucker mentioned it. In DotA, you could still win even if you and your team were feeding like some tits. But it was the marshalls decision so we had to stick to it. And guess what. We fucking won. Not a total trash like the previous game - 31-30. We won by 1 fucking kill. The opponents couldn't have been more sore, bitching about the fact that they destroyed more towers but rules are rules dude.
So we won right? Yes we in fact won but we did not make it into the fucking finals. Why was this so? Because three teams ended up in the finals, and when we mention finals, it's 1 on 1, not 2 on 1 or 1 on 2. This also meant that 1 fucking team had to be eliminated, which would be us. The marshalls explaned to us that our K/D Ratio was 1.03 while the other 2 teams were 2 or 7512684 but you get my point anyway. And thus we got eliminated for having the lowest K/D Ratio. Guess what. Apart from our opponents from the second round, I can almost guarantee that everyone else in that room was inferior to us. By a stroke of luck, the pros got eliminated and the noobs got the glory.
TLDR; We lost.
the above was entirely ripped from garri's blog. AKA farmer of Clan FML. Heres my updated version.
First game was total pwnage with a pro enchant ks-ing a first blood from a pottem who shot an arrow. except it was using a creep that she converted. pass.
Second game was kinda fucked. why? because the nerd drafter drafted a ganking build halfway and decided to switch to a pushing one after deciding that the KD ratio would not be taken into account if we won the game before 45min. so what did this nerd drafter do? he drafted dirge potm es, then fucked up the draft by drafting a broodmother and axe, when what he should have done is to pick a puck and a sandking. and whos the imba pro drafter who pwned the opponent with his imba enchant pottem dirge cm and lion vs opponent's alchemist silencer viper tide and sadfhsdfsaoinkl. sorry for that last hero, cos i forgot. ccb, will edit when i find ou what it is. second game was against tinker cm viper veno and vs. pass draft? we still did pretty well and was winning from the start to mid game, but opponent caught up with 30 kills from them to our 29 kills. until this pro pottem went to nc and double killed two heroes, bringing our kill to 31 - 30. and then a pass es blinked into roshan and killed the opponents roshaning, stealing the aegis and dying in the process. so opponent's aegis was wasted. Then he proceeded to noob around by casting echo slam before blinking into the opponent, which spelt a TOTAL FAIL. but we still won anyways. just that we didnt make it into the finals.
Better luck next time guys.
the above was entirely ripped from garri's blog. AKA farmer of Clan FML. Heres my updated version.
First game was total pwnage with a pro enchant ks-ing a first blood from a pottem who shot an arrow. except it was using a creep that she converted. pass.
Second game was kinda fucked. why? because the nerd drafter drafted a ganking build halfway and decided to switch to a pushing one after deciding that the KD ratio would not be taken into account if we won the game before 45min. so what did this nerd drafter do? he drafted dirge potm es, then fucked up the draft by drafting a broodmother and axe, when what he should have done is to pick a puck and a sandking. and whos the imba pro drafter who pwned the opponent with his imba enchant pottem dirge cm and lion vs opponent's alchemist silencer viper tide and sadfhsdfsaoinkl. sorry for that last hero, cos i forgot. ccb, will edit when i find ou what it is. second game was against tinker cm viper veno and vs. pass draft? we still did pretty well and was winning from the start to mid game, but opponent caught up with 30 kills from them to our 29 kills. until this pro pottem went to nc and double killed two heroes, bringing our kill to 31 - 30. and then a pass es blinked into roshan and killed the opponents roshaning, stealing the aegis and dying in the process. so opponent's aegis was wasted. Then he proceeded to noob around by casting echo slam before blinking into the opponent, which spelt a TOTAL FAIL. but we still won anyways. just that we didnt make it into the finals.
Better luck next time guys.
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